audreyii-fic:

sfiddy:

audreyii-fic:

audscratprophetlilith:

hannibalspenis:

i-am-holly-fear-my-roar:

thedukeoflions:

god pLEASE

oh sweet mother

make bryan fuller find teh thing.

I damn near might revert to my soft butch period again if I had vests like these that could accomodate my chest….

on today’s edition of ‘how do we bring this back into fashion’

audreyii-fic just wants to see Tom Hiddleston model all these for her.

…I plead the fifth.

becausebirds:

importantbirds:


darlng I am   FASHION qUeen   reaby for runways

SO going run on the town and kick up a heel

Cockatiel ready for some cockatails.

becausebirds:

importantbirds:

darlng I am   FASHION qUeen   reaby for runways

SO going run on the town and kick up a heel

Cockatiel ready for some cockatails.

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

How often do you masturbate?
Anonymous

concentrationlamp:

concentrationlamp:

hotwinger:

Not as much as I’d like to. I used to do it for maybe 2 or 3 hours a day. My life has been really busy lately, what with school and such, so I haven’t had much free time, unfortunately. I’d like to get back into it though, because I’ve just been really stressed out lately, and I could definitely use a release.

FUCK! WAIT! NO I THOUGHT THIS SAID “MEDITATE” GODDAMMIT FUCK SHIT

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I FUCKING THOUGHT IT SAID MEDITATE 

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

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